Old And Gay

   This is my time of year to feel like Scrooge. I keep hearing "Happy Pride!" or "Happy Gay Pride Month!" and I can't help but roll my eyes in disgust.  We should be remembering how far we've come in a world where only a couple of decades ago it was illegal to be gay.   We should remember the people who were murdered just because they were gay.  Instead, we see all the consumerism running rampant in every media outlet known to us, and everyone is happy to jump on the Now Trending Wagon that is June Homosexuality.  I'm happy to be gay. I'm grateful to be gay. I reflect on all the sacrifices made so I can enjoy my life today safely and less stigmatized.  But, flags, parades, and consumerism are NOT what gay pride should be about. There is still much to be done about homophobia in the world. People in some countries are still being murdered just for being gay. Don't be proud - be grateful. Don't ...

Unless you were blessed with a small and compact ball sack, the skin on your ball sack is going to stretch as you get older, and you're going to find yourself with bigger than usual balls.  (Your balls themselves don't get bigger, the sack does.) Some guys help this process along with ball-stretching activities, but regardless of how it happens, it happens to most of us.  It's great if you're into it (I am!) but there are some things you have to remember.   1 - Be careful sitting down. You can crush your balls if you're wearing loose clothing, and if you sit on them, that will feel like someone kicked you in the balls.  2 - Pick your underwear wisely. If you wear underwear, you may want to wear something that gives your support so that you don't accidentally sit on your balls. Some guys, however, wear very loose underwear (or none at all) and just pull up or adjust their balls carefully before sitting. NOTE: Have you ever seen those guys sitting down with their ...

 YouTube got a whiff of my pervy side, and suddenly these little "shorts" started appearing on my list of suggested videos.  Some guy films his friends as they put on this Indian jockstrap called a langot.  And much to my surprise, these guys are NOT shy about being recorded while they strap on this lucky little garment. Much as I love watching men step into a jock strap, I absolutely adore watching these macho fuckers squirm and tie this long rag around their ass and privates.  I only wish I could find a video of one of these guys where he doesn't cover up his junk before he puts this thing on.  Still, the tease is divine! Every now and then you'll catch a fleeting glimpse of a cock or ball, and it's totally worth the search.  But more importantly, the general aesthetic of watching these macho studs put on this thing is amazing.  The guy below is my favorite one of them so far.

You make yourself rich by fucking other people over, and you're going to make enemies. Lots of them! No one should be executed the way that CEO guy was, but no millionaire in their right mind should  ditty-bop through the masses and not expect something bad to happen.  No one knows the full story, and the conspiracy theories are certainly out there. Was this guy guilty of insider trading and about to blow the whistle on his wealthy international co-conspirators? Did the shooter lose a loved one because the insurance denied one claim too many? We don't know yet. We may never know.  The fact remains that the much-hated wealthy elite are nervously watching their backs now. This shit reminds me of the way things are in Brazil. Just one percent of the population holds the majority of the country's wealth.  The gap between the rich and the poor is vast, and that's why the poor folks are going to extreme measures to take some of that wealth back.  If you look up life i...

 

You young whipper-snappers have it so good these days! You have a whole month dedicated to you so you can dress up in drag, go on parades, lisp away in public all day, give your money to any business that will wave a gay flag, and then be celebrated for it.  Enjoy it, queers!  This was brought to you by all those old queens and poor gay victims that got their ass kicked, arrested, or killed just so that we can be openly gay today. Most of you will never know what it's like to be the victim of a military witchhunt, and be kicked out of the military for being gay.  Most of you will never know what it's like to be chased down by a bunch of raging homophobic drunks who want to kick your ass because they heard you like to suck dick.  Most of you will never know the pain of being gay in the closet, and wondering if life is worth living.  But, hey! Happy Pride Month! The moral of my rant and rave here is that you're welcome to celebrate all you want, but just remember ...