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Your Old Balls

Unless you were blessed with a small and compact ball sack, the skin on your ball sack is going to stretch as you get older, and you're going to find yourself with bigger than usual balls.  (Your balls themselves don't get bigger, the sack does.) Some guys help this process along with ball-stretching activities, but regardless of how it happens, it happens to most of us.  It's great if you're into it (I am!) but there are some things you have to remember.  

1 - Be careful sitting down. You can crush your balls if you're wearing loose clothing, and if you sit on them, that will feel like someone kicked you in the balls. 

2 - Pick your underwear wisely. If you wear underwear, you may want to wear something that gives your support so that you don't accidentally sit on your balls. Some guys, however, wear very loose underwear (or none at all) and just pull up or adjust their balls carefully before sitting.

NOTE: Have you ever seen those guys sitting down with their legs crossed? If you've wondered how they're not crushing their balls, it's because their ball sack is stretched back far enough, that they are safely out of the way. I'd love to see that up close, but without them wearing any clothes!

3 - If you're a side-sleeper, you're going to have to constantly pull your balls up (or tuck them back) anytime you lay on one side or switch to the other side.

4 - If you don't regularly shave your balls, be ready for the occasional white ball hair to rear its ugly head.  Don't pluck! That shit hurts.  If you don't want those hairs around, you're better off shaving or using other safer hair removal techniques.




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