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Old. Out-Of-Shape. Naked

There are countless blogs on here celebrating the male physique, vintage men of who-knows-when, and so many other naked men categories. But it seems like the most popular men are the men who are younger and in great shape. Tough news for us old, fat farts! I'm grateful, however, for those old guys out there representing our age group by being insanely fit and unashamedly naked.

Even when older guys get out there to show it off, we tend to hide our bellies and our non-Olympian physiques. As long as you got a big dick, who cares, right?
Daddy here uses his bathrobe to strategically cover his upper torso insecurities, but I bet he's got some mouth-watering features on him that I would just love to sample personally. I wish he'd let that robe fly open and just invite us in to sample his goods. But that's okay. I'm grateful for what we get. I wouldn't turn him away even if he was wrapped in a thick wool blanket and wearing a surgical mask to cover his face. Yeah. I'm easy like that. 

Thankfully, we still have guys who just don't give a fuck about not having a chiseled chest and six-pack abs! I am SO GRATEFUL for men such as these who have no issue showing themselves off because they empower others like me to not feel bad about our bodies. The body positivity emanating from this man is absolutely inspiring.

And when these guys show themselves off, they inadvertently claim a powerful sense of confidence and masculinity that cannot be matched. Here is a man who looks like he has worked hard his whole life, but he still has enough energy to still feel like a sexual human being. He projects confidence, sexuality, masculinity, and he's just plain hot! Nothing is sexier than seeing a man who is confident and comfortable in the skin he is in. Bravo!

Not all guys are comfortable showing off their physiques. Take this Daddy, for example. Despite his beautiful face and overall sexy physique, he still makes an effort to hide his upper body. The need for relief trumps any embarrassment we may feel, however. He had no problem dropping his pants and letting us see what we're working with. Nice job! I'm loving the natural bush, and especially that cock just waking up. I think it's expecting to be taken care of. Any takers?

Here is an example of an older gentleman who has a few things going for him as he struts his stuff out on the beach. We start off with a general physique because that's the first thing our eyes notice. His overall shape is attractive to the gay eye because he's not showing off any negative extreme. (I.e. obese, etc.) Our eyes drop immediately to his cock, and we're greeted with half-swollen plump of a tube that hints at being a grower, and not just a shower. The balls cradle this plump promise of things to come, and (sadly) our eyes are not distracted by anything like pubic hair. As we compose ourselves, we notice his face is very attractive, sporting a well-kept moustache that gives total Daddy vibes. Well done. He knows he has all this going for him, so naturally, he is not hesitant to get out there and let the world soak in his appearance.

Finally, we have another gentleman who has been blessed with an attractive face. His well-kept moustache and Daddy vibes are enough to lure us in so our eyes will immediately jump to his deliciously plump package, but he's decided to don a long t-shirt. THIS is the difference that most of us deal with. Our bellies may be too big for comfort, and that discomfort translates into us hiding our midsection from the world. If you have a big belly and a small package, the odds are even worse against you that you'll want to be out naked in gay public. And this sucks. Fortunately, there are a few guys out there that won't let themselves be influenced or undermined by the shallow opinions of others. And that's how it should be, really. We should feel comfortable with how we look, or at least not be ashamed to show ourselves in nude public arenas.












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